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FailNes: Magic Dance

Anik — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 07:04:30 +0000

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For this act I shall vanish in midst of my dance!

FailNes: Just Stay Down…

Anik — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:03:47 +0000

Sometimes you just gotta lay back down and smell your stupidity.

*Long Sniff* Sure smells terrible.

FailNes: Bike Vs Dude

Anik — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:57:07 +0000

We can’t decide which fails more…the bike or the dude..

Equal Fail.

FailWin: Baseball Catch

Anik — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 03:48:23 +0000

I think we would rather miss the catch then have our teammate take the extra glory.

FailNes: Emo Fail

Takmila — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 06:33:09 +0000

As if his life wasn’t hard enough, this guy got stuck with cheap ketchup!

Tips to a successful emo:

1. Hide the Ketchup

2. If you’re gonna fake blood with ketchup, use Heinz!

FailNes: Winner’s Podium

Takmila — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:51:16 +0000

As long as something is second place, you’re a winner.

FailNes: Train Roof Celebration

Anik — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 06:03:22 +0000

Victory is never the same after a hit like that..

Nesagrophy: Negro Flavors

Anik — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 07:18:27 +0000

If you say it over and over again, it has a nice ring to it. “Flavors of Negors!” “Flavors of Negors!” “Flavors of Negors!” “Flavors of Negors!” “Flavors of Negors!” “Flavors of Negors!” Nah…shit is fail.

FailNes: Shoryuken Board

Anik — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 05:56:45 +0000

Added to our “Street Fighter attacks real life” Gifs, here’s Akuma performing a shoryuken on a skate-boarder.

FailNes: Verizon Math

Anik — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:34:53 +0000

Everyone knows you have to move the decimal points when you multiply!

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0.002¢ x 35,893KB = 0.002 x 35,893 = FUCKING 71.786¢
NOT $71.786

Click here for the osum explanation!

Nesagrophy: No AIDs with Horses

Anik — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:44:42 +0000

Did you know you can only get aids from having sex with the same gender? You did? Well you’re completely fucked buddy and you probably have AIDs.

So, what did we learn? We can always have sex with horses to be safe.

America’s Got Talent: FailWin

Anik — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 07:16:57 +0000

Only another buzzer away from total epic fail by the judges. Here’s one pf our favorite AGTs saved by David Hasselhoff.

FailNes: Chubby Backflip

Anik — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:32:56 +0000

Usually one gets major props for trying something daring, but honestly, laughing as good as it gets here.

The best part is that he jumped down first for extra help but made shit just extra funny.

Nesagrophy: Naggers

Anik — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:33:50 +0000

“I would like to solve the puzzle! NIGGERS!” FAIL!

Check out the video.

FailNes: Math and Cock Sucking Teacher

Anik — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 07:39:11 +0000

You know the show, “To Catch A Predator” with Chris Hansen in Dateline NBC? The one with guy who tells everyone to sit down and relax, when in reality getting caught in a TV show is about the worst thing that could happen to sexual predator, but I digress. Here’s Nesanika’s favorite Math Teacher who lost to Hansen.

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Thank Jebus you failed.