Silly parents, ass fucking is for kids.

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Safe Sex: for STD? or  SDT? Spolied disturbing toddlers?

Lingo is a game show for pussies.

Now, this is a game show for champions, these guys go to extraordinary lengths to eat a marshmallow, Hershey bar and graham crackers excluded.

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We believe District 9 is the best alien Sci-Fi movie ever created.
Yes, there couldn’t be a better way to start this. The only reason, we didn’t give this movie a perfect 10 is just because we didn’t want to play favorites with our Alien-movies fetish. Plus, no movie is perfect besides Fight Club. Before we begin, here’s a trailer-

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IMDB says: Thirty years ago, aliens made first contact with Earth. Humans waited for the hostile attack, or the giant advances in technology. Neither came. Instead, the aliens were refugees, the last survivors of their home world. The creatures were set up in a makeshift home in South Africa’s District 9 as the world’s nations argued over what to do with them. -Continue

We say: What more do you need to be interested? What, you want us to spoil all the great acting, terribly believable plot, unpredictable action scenes, human and non-humane drama, great character development and how fucked up humanity is? Done. It’s all there and more!

Oh ma gawd Becky! Look at his butt!
These acrobatic maneuvers make us wonder…how well that black dude is at aiming in to that tight ass clench. Poor laptops..

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The FUCK?

Boobs and butts and games…and half-black Master Chiefs! What more do ya want?

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Stereotype comedy in two languages!

You’ve already laughed at KFC closing jokes, today it’s time for the Japanese to make us laugh with “Tokyo Breakfast” :

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Appreared on Oct. 20, 2000

If you haven’t watched this movie already, you’re missing out. Basically everyone and their moms has probably heard of this movie. Originating from a 1969 British television sketch show ( Saturday Night Live), this movie is hilarious.   Watch it!

Hint: Pick up on the first “verry nice!”

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“Boy, oh boy…don’t you just wish you could spend a couple of intimate, noisy days at San Diego’s Comic-Con 2009 with AOTS host and Playboy covergirl Olivia Munn!? Well, now you can’t.

But she is trying to make you feel like you could. Rather than enjoy her fractional free time hiding from handheld cameras, she’s put herself out there with our glommy, dubious video crew and is giving two full days of attention to us Comic-Con junkies.

Join Ms. Munn as she gets made up, hangs with the OMFG (Olivia Munn Fan Group), grants interviews, meets Stan Lee, hosts the AOTS Panel and the Star Wars Spectacular with TV-cousin Kevin Pereira and tries to find the Star Wars Awards and…gosh. That’s just the first day. Tomorrow hasn’t even happened yet. Just watch.” -G4

Check out the rest of G4′s SDCC 09!

What more needs to be said than, God of war in PS3? I’ll tell you what! God of war sex mini game in ps3!

This bitch is Ice Skating on motherfuceker??? Jesus H. Christ, are you serious? Devil May Cry developers are having Bayonetta…just shitting on Dante, Nero and Vergil right now. How can you lose with a girl that uses her hair to cover her body or attack. Yes, “OR ATTACK!” Meaning when she uses her hair to attack, she is 95% naked? Epic fucking win!

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Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 hits stores at September 22 with more tits than ever for the PS3. After all the nonsense bonuses like online co-op and extra levels, we finally get whats important, tits.

Jesus, is it me or does GT have this new EXCLUSIVE title a little too much?

Only another buzzer away from total epic fail by the judges. Here’s one pf our favorite AGTs saved by David Hasselhoff.

A Role Playing Shooter? That has to be a 9 in a scale of 1 to 10 in clever. Let’s look at the pluses here; a game like fallout, an engine for millions of varied weapons and mass loot, 4 player online, fast shooter, vehicle (fucking custom ones too) and a game like fallout? I guess the only minus is Nesanika’s too poor to care right now.

“Borderlands release date’s set for October 20, 09. Europeans can expect to wait three days more to get their hands on Gearbox’s RPG shooter with a much improved art style, on October 23.” -Joystiq

256 sounds great and all but if the gameplay is not good and a little different that past First Person Shooters, this will fail. So before you hype this up, don’t. Wait for it.

Can you imagine being in the streets and getting props from some random dude for wearing nerdy game sneakers? Like, “Oh Shit, Son! Thats dem new Mario joints!!! Dem shits is fire ma dude, straight fire. Ama bout to get da new Zelda airs, yo, forrreal!”